The Mercurial World of Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by Your Favorite Weeaboo with an iron fist, and notable for its teetotalling pirates, prohibition of alcohol, and flagrant waste-dumping. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 16.994 billion Isbjornians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, with Industry, Environment, and Healthcare also on the agenda. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Drevesina. The average income tax rate is 99.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Isbjornian economy, worth a remarkable 5,725 trillion toskovats a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, quite specialized black market in Retail, Furniture Restoration, Gambling, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 336,938 toskovats, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

The police are destroying all photographic evidence of their own existence, the horniness of the great-horned Golden Lion Tamarin is considered a national priority, the government tries to improve relations with hostile countries by sending gift baskets, and there's a bustling black market for vegetables. Crime is so common that it is unusual to encounter someone following the law, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani's national animal is the Golden Lion Tamarin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is paganism.

Isbjorn Maerenne Bava Paerani is ranked 286,326^th in the world and 334^th in Forest for Safest, scoring 1.49 on the Bubble-Rapp Safety Rating.